Meghan Markle

This doggerel requires that the reader remember Koo Stark, the beautiful actress who was the love of Prince Andrew’s life in the early 1980s, but having learned nothing from the Peter Townsend disaster (see page 294) the Palace put the kibosh on that, and poor Andy had to marry the wildly unsuitable Fergie instead, who got the bum’s rush when an American financier was photographed sucking her toes, and …