On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve vials of poppers
Eleven crotchless panties
Ten sets of handcuffs
Nine sloppy blow jobs
Eight plastic butt plugs
Seven purple dildos
Six busted rubbers
Five nipple rings
Four tubes of lube
Three ball gags
Two blow-up dolls
And a chaste kiss upon the behind.